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The Procrastinator (And Demos)

by Wilson Kneiszel

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1.
I keep putting off things I don't want to do And I will delay any interaction with you And I keep putting off the hardest decisions I keep lying to myself Because I am The Procrastinator Because I am The Procrastinator The letters pile up in my mailbox The people line up at my door My tasks flow over all the edges And pool in puddles on the floor Because I am The procrastinator I am the Procrastinator
2.
You say I'm better off off alone You're hanging up the phone I agree You say all things come to and end We were better off as friends I agree And I Don't have the time For you You say my music sucks You say I'm out of luck I agree You say we started strong But as things went along I changed a bit too much I guess we're just out of touch I agree And I Don't have the time For you You say of all the planets orbiting all of the stars in all the solar systems Why did it have to be this one? You say of all the people in this town, all the guys I hang around Why did it have to be this one? And I Don't have the time For you
3.
It all started with the splitting of an atom Over Hiroshima, in 1945 We showed the world that it was possible to end it leaving no one left alive No one to survive And we're out here on our own Just running from the monster we created As the bombs rain down in all the fears of every man alienated By the thought of tearing other men apart With the heat of nuclear fire In the winter's cold Agent orange Blanketing the hillsides of Vietnam Falls down like snow To cover both the living and the dead down here The dead down here are everywhere And we're out here on our own Just running from the monster we created As the bombs rain down in all the fears of every man alienated By the thought of tearing other men apart With the heat of nuclear fire In the winter's cold In space the soviet dog can see The lights of divided Germany Families split up by the wall Will die before the day it falls It doesn't matter much at all To her The capsule spins out of control There's no safe landing protocol Her fate was sealed all along She lifts her head, she must stay strong The heat leaks in to fill the metal ball And we're out here on our own Just running from the monster we created As the bombs rain down in all the fears of every man alienated By the thought of tearing other men apart With the heat of nuclear fire In the winter's cold
4.
I'm not entirely unconvinced that there's a secret hive mind connecting everyone with the middle name Marie there's this delusion in my brain That every one of them's the same Plotting revenge upon some sucker like me And if the forces that control us in our brains would just come forward then we would all be sleeping easily Thanks to a random whistle-blower Explaining how everyone knows her From some government agency And I know you Don't like to talk about the things From your past That make you uncomfortable And I know you Don't like to talk about these things But someday You're gonna have to Yeah, someday You're gonna have to
5.
I don't think about the melody I just strum and sing away And you are not easy to insult But I'll do it anyway Because I am overburdened By the words you say It's not a hurtful exclamation It's just how I'm feeling today Because we are incapable Of fixing our mistakes And the best that I can do Is to see if I can lie or steal from you It's been a couple of long hours Of wasting my life away It's like my destiny to mess up And ruin everything today I feel like a bomb that won't go off But is not quite yet diffused I'm falling back into the life of every Person I've misused Because lying is fun and makes the world a better place I could defend every evil action of the human race By saying hey, man, nobody's perfect But maybe we can be a bit more perfect than others
6.
Rats! 02:45
I didn't come here To start a fight But I think it's clear now That now I might So fight me IRL Pack your bags and Go to hell Don't you know Bro That I'm ripped Your losing side's A sinking ship and You'll go down like rats You'll go down like rats if I have to fight every last one of you You'll go down like rats Didn't come here For fisticuffs Bleeding wounds Scrapes and scuffs But I'm sure You'll get what's coming to you If I have to Fight right through you And you'll go down like rats You'll go down like rats If I have to fight every last one of you You'll all go down like rats So fight me IRL Pack your bags and Go to hell Don't you know Bro That I'm ripped Your losing side's A sinking ship and You'll go down like rats You'll go down like rats if I have to fight every last one of you You'll go down like rats
7.
Well, I wanted to be something you had never seen before But every time I hit a ceiling there would always be a floor But sandwiched in between is where the cool people are Why bother shooting birdies when you could be shooting par? So strive for mediocrity You know that's where you want to be It's not such and atrocity To be where all the cool people are With seven billion people, and soon to be many more You're going to have to try something you've never tried before Lower your expectations and raise your self esteem There's no reason that all of us can't be living the dream So strive for mediocrity You know that's where you want to be It's not such and atrocity To be where all the cool people are
8.
Recorded without proper memory of all the lyrics. They should be as below. ------------------------------------------------------------------- I run through life feeling like I've got a parasite inside Beaten down and broken down before I could even try To get in But I'm not your friend You don't even know me And I wish I could forget My place in all of this I make stupid mistakes With every step I take This is the kind of situation people warn you about It's a problem I wish I could have gone my whole life without You're a danger to the world You're a disillusioned girl You don't even know me And I wish I could forget My place in all of this I make stupid mistakes With every step I take With every step I take You're getting farther away I wish that I could say Something to the effect of "leave me alone" "I'm not home" "just go away" That's what I'd say And I wish I could forget My place in all of this I make stupid mistakes With every step I take
9.
You were my gram My milliliter You were equivalent to my cubic centimeter You were my joule And my ice melting You were my Celsius and you were my Kelvin You were my scale My point of reference The internationally accepted standard of my preference You were my mole My candela You were my cilia and you were my flagella You were my ampere You were my watt What I'm trying to say is you were empirically hot
10.
Everyone is gross up close Everything is nasty underneath your microscopes You say 'isolationist' We just say 'clean' We are not down with your sickness If you know what I mean We live in a great nation At least that's what we're told The tales of long-dead generals Are passed down from the old But we're not free from corruption We are built on greed If you exploit the system you'll have everything you need The sparkling empty cities Buzz within the night With southern propaganda Bringing all our shame to light But good citizens don't listen to the lies and light they shed The whole world will go hungry while the few of us are fed The few of us are fed We feast like kings Inside the palaces of silence every little footstep rings And we're aware That we're not good But sometimes you can be happier not doing what you should Everyone is gross up close Everything is nasty underneath your microscopes You say 'isolationist' We just say 'clean' We are not down with your sickness If you know what I mean
11.
I was okay when I met you I had everything figured out Maybe that's how I got you I'd returned to my regular self But I didn't want you Or didn't seem like I wanted you around more than anyone else But nevertheless I confess I'm compelled by you My subconscious not thinking what my conscious tells it to And it's this conflict that I picked which sticks to me now How can I get around this thing my friends probably won't allow? I might not really like you You could be a placeholder in my mind A name that I skip to Until I find what I'm trying to find you But I don't even know where you live Here's the deal: I'm tired, but alone Frankly, man, I'd rather just be sitting at home Reading or something, punching a pillow, trying to sleep, Pushing you to the corner of my mind as the darkness slowly creeps Forward out of the walls and into my brain and out of this world All while making up names and trying to think about any other girl than you I just needed some fresh air You didn't have to follow me We're alone right now but we don't have to be Alone anymore Not when I'm here And I'm here And I'm not worth the trouble You're not worth the blame We just try to occupy our minds with some other kind of game All of this is speculation on the assumption that you feel the same When the cost of finding out would be a lifetime of shame And I'm in pain Someone call me a doctor (okay, you're a doctor) I'm having trouble falling asleep Knowing you're out there Knowing the promises you'll fail to Keep your voice down Be quiet now It's time to slip away From this party And say the words I swore I'd never say to you
12.
I'm not supposed to be Your little killing spree A little isolated playground for you to ruin I'm not the graffiti You're carving in a tree I'm not your hearts or little plus signs or forevers I'm sick of listening to the same depressing music on repeat I'm sick of dodging every inconvenient truth I'm sick of dealing with your psychotic little outbursts Your probing at this ever-loosened tooth I guess we'll wait and see What will become of me If I keep on ignoring all our problems So here's a toast to me To life lived healthfully To six more decades of your condescending nonsense You're not a witch You're not a problem You just have a couple issues and no clear way to solve them I understand These things aren't planned But you could try a little harder to cut back on your demands You're not depressed You're not a mess You just have problems dealing with your loneliness But it's not okay To waste my day Painting me pictures of emotional decay
13.
It was a Monday morning like any other, when the 32 billion liters of blood flowing the through the veins of every human on Earth was suddenly transported into the Atlantic Ocean due to a yet-unknown cause. Anyone who would have investigated the cause of such an occurrence had died in the event itself, and was thus unable to do investigation of any sort. The first major effect of the event, other than the prompt death of everyone in the world, was immense confusion from the sharks. The sudden influx of blood had a negligible effect on the ocean's water levels, but the sharks went crazy, smelling blood from over (but often under) a mile away. It was as though millions of dying seals had entered the water, with no carcasses to be eaten. It was, to the sharks, greatly distressing, and had quite ruined their days.

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The single for The Procrastinator, with a few demos thrown in as bonus tracks. Come for the single, stay for the descent into madness.

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released March 16, 2016

The Procrastinator produced by Drew Taisto
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Everything else recorded (poorly) by Wilson Kneiszel on his phone, or his computer, or a broken tape deck.

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